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Townsend on Pac Man

By Chris Townsend posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 @ 3:19 PM - (General)

I'm so tired of hearing about Pac Man it makes me sick.  I shouldn't even be writing this now, but I want to address all the attention he is getting.  This is a story this is no different when when my wife picks up her US magazine and there is a Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie story.  It's sensationalism at it's finest!  Does anyone really care what the hell the thug is doing away from the football field?  This guy is a piece of garbage.  If he didn't play football you wouldn't give a rats ass about him.  The same way my wife wouldn't care about Jolie and her eight kids if she wasn't a movie star.  I tell my wife all the time she needs to get a life and if you have been worried about the Cowboys situation, same goes to you.  At least Angelina Jolie has luscious lips and a great rack!  We will get into this more on tonight's show.

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By bmay posted on Friday, October 17, 2008 @ 7:06 AM
I couldn't agree more in that Pac Man is a waste of breath and mind space. Who gives a $h!t that there's another punk that isn't fit to be in the NFL. I guess I'm just surprised Pac Man's not a Bengel. Anyhow, if the commish has any balls at all, he'll permanently boot this guy from the league and we won't hear about him until the next misfit crosses the line.
By Cooley posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 @ 3:39 PM
Towny, I hear what you are saying and couldn't agree more that this guy is a piece of trash.

But he is a professional football player and it is football season.

Out of season I would not give a "rat's ass" but this does effect the Cowboys that have been decimated in the last week.

And the suspension was unjust.
By Peter D'Errico posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 @ 11:05 PM
He is a crazy man that never got attention at home or as a child and that is what makes him happy. Similar to Mike Valaretti....ahahaha

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